So tonight I was at my neighbors house.. now they warned me that they had a guest coming over and that she was talkative.. but MAN was I in for it.. Okay lets forget the fact that she told me she had ADHD about 50 times... She goes into telling me how she wants to write a poetry book and also wants to do a photography book about toilets around the world. Now.. I dont knock ANYBODY's dreams and goals. So I tell her that is GREAT go for it. She asks me can I help her. I tell her I am not a writer or a poet. I asked her if she had pictures of the toilets already that I CAN help her get a blog together and put the info out there and get her a fan base together.. She tells me no I want you to help me write and edit. AGAIN I tell her I am not a writer nor can I help her edit but if she can get that I would be happy to put it all together online for her.. AGAIN she tells me no she wants me to write and edit and that she knows I can do it because she is a psychic and she is reading me and says that I use the computer to hide or to run from other things going wrong in my life.. I gave this chick the side eye she dont know me! Then she tells me about her healing hands.. and to come feel her energy.....
All the while neighbor faking sleep and leaving me with this crazy ass woman! So after she gives up on telling me about myself because I am clearly not paying her no mind.. she begins to tell me she wants to go to graphic design school she wants to make video games.. AGAIN I tell her thats great I wish you much success..she then asks me AGAIN can I help her with that.. I tell her there is thing called Google where you can find out anything your heart desires. I didnt mean to be cold but she was irking me like seriously and I usually have a ton of patience.. today was not the day though! So then she busts out crying out of NO WHERE about her boyfriend beating her ass ..wipes her face and then says I love to dance do you love to dance!? WTF just happened? Can anyone tell me.. was that like a bipolar moment? I am sooooo confused.. So Finally after 3 hours of this I decide im outtie.. oh of course she decides to leave when I do and asks me would I like to be her friend and she kisses me on the cheek! She says she knows i'm from the south and thats what they do down there. No chick I dont go around kissin strangers boo! Only Me! Only I Chantel McFall goes through this lmao!!
Have a good night everyone!!
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