Don't they know I know NOTHING about staying in love?

So lately I have been the GO TO person for my friends and their relationship problems. While I don't mind listening AT ALL... I CAN NOT HELP YOU loll... I'm single.. not sure if my friends remember that..but uhhh I am clearly NOT the person to ask for advice... If people knew how dysfunctional my love life is they would run for the hills lol.. but the thing is I very rarely tell people my problems. If I do talk to someone I usually pick someone MARRIED. I find that my married friends know how to get and keep a man hence them being married. (Hey I don't live with them they could have a wreck of a marriage and put up a good front but hey it looks perfect to me!). I really dont like to share either.. scared of being judged and well.. scared to hear the truth which if they are your real friends they will tell you the damn truth.. The truth hurts! Don't think I'm ready for all that..One of the reasons I started this blog is to get it out..out of my head! Even if I am the only one reading my blog it still feels good to release it in text or verbal form things that are bothering me and/or weighing heavy on my mind. I will say though listening to my friends dating horror stories I have learned some things.. and then other things I just shake my head cause I've been there and/or I am there now! What I find surprisingly easy though is telling them what I think should be done but ha I don't follow my own advice (Do as I say not as I do dangit!) . I think from now on when people ask me my opinion about what to do with their love life I'm going to stop them and say.. You know I'm single right? I really do think they forget..